One Step Closer To Global Domination For Poo-tin

The never ending crisis in Ukraine has hit boiling point as the 'perfectly legal' (according to the wonderful Russian leader Putin, or as I like to call him, Poo) referendum in the Crimea has voted to leave the Ukraine and become a part of Russia once again. Of course, the Cold War Communist leader Mikhail Gorbachev has popped up and argued that: "Crimea was previously attached to Ukraine under Soviet laws, that is, under the [Communist] party's laws and without asking the people. But now the same people have righted that mistake. This is to be welcomed." 
The EU and US have deemed the referendum illegitimate and Kiev added that it will not recognise the results of the referendum. President Obama has made it very clear that Russia's continuation of its pursuit for the Crimea, he, along with the EU, would impose further sanctions. He warned, it would "achieve nothing except to further isolate Russia and diminish its place in the world".

However, despite the threats from the West, the Crimean parliament declares the region's independence and formally applies to join Russia. 

THE REFERENDUM - "IT'S SO UNFAIR"

You can tell that the referendum was written by a Putin bum- licker.

Most importantly, there is no option to keep things the way they are. 
The referendum is written in 3 languages: Russian, Ukrainian and Tatar.
The first question: Do you support reunifying Crimea with Russia as a subject of the Russian Federation?
The second: Do you support the restoration of the 1992 Crimean constitution and the status of Crimea as a part of Ukraine?
Lastly, the paper adds that choosing both options would make it 'invalid'.

REFERENDUM RESULT: 

Election officials in Crimea, where pro-Russian forces are in control, said 97% of voters backed joining Russia with turnout at 83%.

CRIMEA'S DECLARATION
According to the declaration approved by Crimean MPs, the region:

1. Becomes an independent state and applies to formally join Russia, with some autonomy
2. Will adopt the Russia rouble as its currency within a month
3. Will move to Moscow time (GMT+4 and two hours ahead of Kiev time) on 30 March
4. Will offer Crimean soldiers the chance to join Russian military

THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL

I think this image really accurately shows what Putin is trying to do here. He, like Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev, basically want to control the whole world and I don't understand what he cannot get in his shiny, bald, kind of small, head...NO ONE IS EXPANDING THEIR EMPIRES ANYMORE. GET OVER IT.

Catty